Blonde Jokes

Ok--you knew this topic had to come up. It's a little risky. Some people are reasonable, but some get offended at the drop of a hat.

Please try not to get TOO offensive, though.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

She arrives on the ice. After getting comfy on her stool she started
to cut a circular hole in the ice.

Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO
FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the
ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet
another hole in the ice.

The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!'' This time
quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she
started another hole and once again the voice said,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?''

The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blond in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blond turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blond replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her!!"

The first one got me good. I love these types of jokes. Whenever I want to feel happy, I just look for blonde jokes on google.